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kawaiichester:

Just a quick drawing of some young!cas i did before work

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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bag-gins:

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

soulforsam:

satanhasthephonebox:

smitey-mcsmiterton:

satanhasthephonebox:

Okay I’m sorry.

I’m really really sorry.

But.

I think Jared should get a trim.

Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.

But just a trim.

A trim.

A trim.

But seriously this has gone on long enough.  There should be an intervention episode.

“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”

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HELLO

HAIRCUT

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squided:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct…

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liltale-calo-a-lomino:

Remus Lupin and marauders

Based on the book “Harry Potter” (J.K.Rowling) 

© Liltale calo a lomino | vk.com/lilta

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greatmoustachesploosh:

"dumbledore vs gandalf, who would you bang" post just got serious and i wasn’t up for that.

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dapperzack:

disneyismyescape:

dapperzack:

I’m 130 followers away from my next thousand, and my one-year blogiversary is officially two weeks from today. You all are too much. I never could’ve imagined all of the love you all have shown me. I love you all so much! :)

don’t go follow him. he’s a hater!!!!!!!

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seducifer:

jigglykat:

SAM’S REACTION MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.

Startled moose.

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nifty-ways-to-gay:

feedthenose:

sorry cant quite hear u over how cute i am ???? 

StEp oN mE O gOdDeSs

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mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

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