friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
alex turner u can dress as snazzy as u want act as cool as u want and wear as many chains as u want but i have the submarine soundtrack and i know ur just a big ol sappy sack of mushy feelings and cuddles u dont fool me sunglass man
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
People are screaming. Children are crying.
The Age of Ultron trailer has still not been leaked.
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
"on your left!!" marvel yells at dc as they pass them, then promptly trip on their own feet and fall flat on their face
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden